Want to hear some good jokes? Well, you have come to the right place. Hi, I'm Junior and I'm here with the first edition of Junior's Jokes. I'm a fifth grader and I love a good joke. I'm excited to share some of my favorites with you.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Doughnut
Doughnut who?
Doughnut open until your birthday.
(Source: Highlights Who's There 501 Side-Splitting Knock-Knock Jones from Highlights, Illustrated by Kelly Kennedy)
Mom: What are you doing?
Jesse: I’m washing my hands.
Mom: Without soap and water?
Jesse: Haven’t you heard of dry cleaning?
(Source: Highlights Laugh It Up! 401 Super-Silly Joes, Riddles, and Cartoons from Highlights, Illustrated by David Coulson)
Q: What's one thing Hogwarts students have to look out for?
A: Desk Eaters
(Source: The Unofficial Harry Potter Joke Book Great Guffaws for Gryffindor, By: Brian Boone, Illustrated By: Amanda Brack)
Q: What's Bill Weasley's favorite plant?
A: A fleur
(Source: The Unofficial Harry Potter Joke Book Great Guffaws for Gryffindor, By: Brian Boone, Illustrated By: Amanda Brack)
Q: What do hufflepuffs do after a wand duel?
A: They huff and puff
(Source: The Unofficial Harry Potter Joke Book Great Guffaws for Gryffindor, By: Brian Boone, Illustrated By: Amanda Brack)
Thanks for reading! See you next time on Junior’s Jokes.
